Family Bog: Meet Mamma Tau

Okay let me give you the story of the mother that was made for televison. The mother that is crazier than anyone elses mother on this site. Let me tell you about the mom that is an absolute character, who will entertain even the best.

My buddies back home call her Big Mama Tau. My mom calls me 5 times a day. My mom used to punish me with words such as, "You're dead kid!" One time my mom punished me by taking away my winter coat, during a freezing winter. My mom, who by the way I absolutely love, is totally involvedf in my life. One time at a high school basketball game, she called out a girlfriend of mine in front of everyone. One time when I was little, the shopping cart fell on me, and instead of helping her son out, she told me to not move, as she went and got a manager b/c she wanted to sue. One time when out to eat, she had me pull hair from my head and place it into the pasta, looking for a free meal.
My mom is absolutely gullable and growing up I pulled some serious pranks on her. One time, coming home from a party, I convinced her that the alcohol on my breath was actually my new cologne. I was wasted, but got a way with this by spraying the bottle on, and then letting her sniff me again and the bottle. Not only did she apologize, but she took me and my buddies out to for some late night munchies.
Lastly, my mom is good hearted. I am not making fun of her. In fact I love that my mom is different. She has my back 100% She just doesn't always go about things correctly. And oo ya she doesn't exactly know how to cook a chicken cutlet either. Before I went to college, I was fed my chix by having my mom cook the chix in a pan with a stick of butter, and a pound of bread crumbs shaken on top. Anyone hungry? If so just let me know, she will be happy to cook it up. Just be prepared, and remember I warned ya!!!
As for the rest of my family members, I have a laid back father, who doesn't speak a whole lot. My mom, again i the controlling one, and she actually gives my father an allowence. My sister, Jessie, is the brains of the family. She was the one in all the honors classes, and unlike her brother, she chose to live high school without the beers and the partying. We have two dogs, Jordan and Flash. Both have unique features as Jordan is entirely too fat, and Flash is a tad bit wild. Both were named after basketball player Michael Jordan, and Dwayne Wade

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