I Don't Fight, I Don't Argue. I Just Hit That B!tch With a Bottle!

I feel like 99.99% of time I’m a no non sense kind of guy, so confrontation and conflict is something that I don’t avoid. If I have a problem with someone they are definitely going to know it. I’m too old to beat around the bush and pussy foot around issues, and I expect people to be the same way with me. People who sit quietly with bottled up frustrations are the ones who end up working at the post office with loaded ak 47s in their mailbags waiting for someone to finally push them over the edge. I ALWAYS try to have the last word, which is something that annoys my friends and family to no end lol. My approach is very effective for two reasons: 1. It makes me feel a hell of a lot better getting all of that anger out of my system 2. People always know where they stand with me. Don’t you hate when someone you DON’T like are all up in your ass being all friendly and shit; making you feel like an even BIGGER asshole for not liking them? Yeah, that rarely happens to me because my shit list is public knowledge.
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?Why Do I Want To Be On The Real World You Ask?

Not to sound cocky, but I really feel like I deserve it. I have gone through the regular casting process twice and actually made it to the semi finals. I guess at the time Nehemiah was more interesting since his mom was a druggie and he had all of those problems going on (he definitely wasn’t better looking though). For about 4 months I was MTV’s little casting whore. They called whenever they wanted something, then I’d just stop hearing from them. And I’m like damn, can I at least get a parting gift? A gift card to Applebees or something?

I think people should vote for me because I am NOT so different from a lot of other people. I am very relatable, and I want to prove that you can be a regular person with a bomb ass personality and still be fun to watch. I don’t have a traumatic backstory nor am I looking for fame. I just want to introduce the world to Dominique.
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They Tried To Make Me Go To Rehab and I Said No No NO!

Duh I drink! I’m a 21 year old college student. I don’t have to drink to have a good time but it sure as hell makes it a lot better. I usually stick to the clear liquor (vodka and tequila) because brown gives me bubble guts for some reason. How I’m feeling before I drink usually determines how I act when I get drunk, but most of the time liquor just turns me into a more extreme and more high strung version of myself. I hate it when people blame their actions on alcohol. Liquor is your friend; not your enemy. If you did something stupid the night before laugh about that shit say it was stupid and move on.
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Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better

I am EXTREMELY competitive. I don’t care what I’m doing or who I’m doing it with, I always want to come out on top and looking the best. When my mom and I used to play Candy Land when I was little, if I lost I would get mad and throw the game board and pieces across the room lol. Now that I’ve gotten old it isn’t nearly as bad, but I still like to win no matter what.
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I Would Like to Rid the World of Hungry, And Find a Cure For AIDS….

“What is the biggest problem you face?”
Is it just me or does this question sound like a Beauty Pageant Question? I’m going to be real with you, my major issue may not seem like much to YOU but it’s a big deal to me. Every year the cost of tuition is steadily increasing, and the government has the nerve to tell me that they are talking away the African American Scholarship because it’s reverse discrimination. HELLO!! This is f$#%&%# Clansville, USA. They just had a KKK rally up here two weeks, No lie, and you mean to tell me that I still have an equal chance in making it in the world because discrimination towards minorities of ANY kind doesn’t exist. Those hooded mofos are probably the ones sitting in office right now putting a big red DENIED stamp across my scholarship application as I type. If you think about it, Black people JUST started going to college in these past few decades, and now some people who have already made a good life for themselves are trying to take it away. Sounds like grade A bullshit to me. I’ve worked hard these last 3 years and nobody has the right to take my hard work granted. GIVE ME MY MONEY BITCH!

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