WTF???

How is some bitch gonna come find me on myspace to tell me I stole her man...how is she going to go through my whole profile and read everything from top to bottom and tell me what I can and can't do. She's is just jealous she is a fat ugly whore and I'm not! I can't believe she thinks I stole her man...she never had him in the first place. It's not my fault he always loved me and there was nothing she could do about it. I hate fat bitches....

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Shake what she gave ya, I'm talkin bout your mama

pop lock and drop it!

So I have to start by saying I am close to a lot of my family. My sister is one of my best friends, she is the only sibling I have. She is four years older then me, and we live 2 blocks apart. She is the complete opposite from me; always the mother of the group, always the responsible one, she never got in trouble growing up but I got caught everytime I did anything. My parents got divorced when I was in the second grade, and my mom got remarried when I was in the 4th. She married a douche bag and I hated him. He was an asshole, and after many fights and bullshit my mom finally got rid of him (only after I told her I wouldn't be around as long as he was). My dad never got married, and thanks to him I have the life I have now. Without my dad, I wouldn't be in school, I wouldn't have a car, I wouldn't have a job, or an apartment...I would literally have nothing. He opened his own company my senior year in high school, and now I work for him. He has made himself very successful (thank goodness) and he just remodeled his house. I am also close to my aunt (my mom's sister). She is just like my sister, she is the creative director for Mary Kay, and she's awesome. Just to give you a real life time together I am going to share a story...some people might think what the F*@!, but yes these are the types of conversations that happen frequently in my family. My aunt had to put her dog to sleep last weekend, so we had a wake. We were at my aunts house just hanging out, drinking beer, trying not to be sad. It was my mom(Julie), aunt(Susan), my cousin)Justin), and his ex-girlfriend(Lacey). He were sitting around the table and Lacey was telling us how she doesn't do balls...she was explaining (kind of in detail) how some guy asked her to tickle his balls and she didn't understand, so she asked him to explain. He then told her to put his balls in her mouth...she was drunk so she did it...but she doesn't do balls. The story went on to all of use talking about transvestites (sp?)...that wasn't very exciting. Then we brought up the shocker, I don't remember why but we started talking about it and my mom didn't get it. She was trying to really think about "one in the pink, two in the stink" I was pretty uncomfortable trying to explain it, because she kept putting her fingers like it and it just wasn't something my mom should be doing! Then...omg, someone brought up whether or not you excuse yourself to "clean up" when you bring someone home! First of all, I don't want to think about my 51 yr old mother or her sister bringing people home...not even my cousin for that matter! I mean shit! Who talks about that...it got worse when it really went into detail on what you actually say to the person or any of that other bullshit! No thank you...thats MY business what I do, and my mother doesn't need to know! Just to give you an idea about my mom, she loves to tell people her birthday is on 6/9...which it really is, but what mom says that?!?! It's normal for us to have sexual conversations, but never in detail like that! I hope you get the point I am close to my family...we go to happy hour atleast once more like 2 or 3 times a week.

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Mother's Day

So, I went to the Texas Rangers baseball game today instead of hanging out with my mom...to make that long story short, it was my cousin's bday today and my aunt got box tickets from her company so we went to that. Well, I am sitting there eating my peanuts, drinking my beer, and munching on my hotdog when the camera man turns his camera on me and says...ok we are going to film you for $1 hotdog night. So I start to shove my hotdog in my mouth for the camera but he tells me no not yet. A few seconds later he gives me the little count down finger thing, and then I shove my hotdog in my face as wave to the camera....it was pretty great, I'm not even going to lie. It was pretty embarrassing though too. It wasn't like I was just on the jumbo-tron...I was on national television (if it was nationally televised) and I was shoving my face with fat ass food! Whatever...I love food!

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About me

I live in Dallas and I'm about to graduate school (hopefully). I am a fun loving girl, that likes to go out and have a good time. I love to drink anything that comes my way. I'm laid back and I definitely say what is on my mind. I don't hesitate to tell people what I think, and sometimes that can be a bad thing. I have a chronic shopping problem, and I love to spend money. I live with my dog, Romeo, and I work for my dad...it's a hard life.

Here are my best/worst traits:

Best:
-fun
-outgoing
-easy to get along with
-comfortable
-Sarcastic
-Independent
-Compassionate
-Emotional (could go either way)
-I love meeting new people
-Energetic
-Responsible
-I always smile
-I break it down like no ones watching
-I will be the first to make a fool out of myself and not care
-I don't care what other people think of me, at least for the most part

Worst:
-Too straight forward at times
-I tend to be a bitch occasionally (if you see this as bad)
-Jealous
-Attention Whore
-Judgmental
-Worrier
-Procrastinator
-Loud
-Don't think before I speak
-Emotional
-I have a hard time keeping a secret
-I like to gossip
-I cuss a lot...oops

Other random things:
I don't take shit from people especially slutty little bitch girls, I am a drama queen, I get mad/irritated or whatever when I don't get my way, I like to think that I can sing well, I love the beach and digging my toes in the sand, I love making fun of people, I make judgements about people (not necessarily in a bad way) based on what they wear, and I LOVE SHOES!

Other random facts:
-"Pop lock and Drop It" always gets me moving, I can't help it.
-I love reisling wine, but I will drink anything (almost)
-I love cartoon movies some favs being Lilo & Stitch, Monsters Inc, Finding Nemo
-I LOVE stupid commercials, right now my favorite is the Orbit Gum commercial That they call each other names. "Who are you calling a cootie queen you lint licker?"
-I like Grey's anatomy, Veronica Mars, and I did watch The next Pussy cat Doll until it ended...
-I loved starting fights with the guy I used to date just so I could win (except he was stubborn so it never ended easily)
-Sometimes I like to roll down my windows and turn up the music just to piss people off next to me, or to cover up the sound of the assholes stupid base in his car behind me.

I will keep adding to this as I think of more stuff...until then keep voting!!!!

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