I HAVE HERPES

Kidding again. No herpes for me, or as some refer to it: "Connect the dots for Adults". I'm clean, ladies, I swear! It was just supposed to be an attention-grabber!! Damn, I think this one backfired. Oh well, I guess I'll be the RW candidate w/ bloody balls.

-HOW DO YOU HANDLE CONFLICTS?
-DO YOU FEEL THAT YOUR APPROACH IS EFFECTIVE? WHY OR WHY NOT?

99.99 percent of the time, I'm an easy-going guy, never taking life too seriously. Most of the conflicts that I encounter, I end up being the rational, peace-maker or just calming the tension with a joke or two. However, there are times where I'm dealing with someone who's the poster-child of stupidity and those are the individuals I enjoy pissing off the most.

If you're stupid, then you're the only one who can cure the stupidity. So why is it up to me to resolve the conflict?

Furthermore, my approach is only "effective" if I'm dealing with a mentally stable individual with an accurate understanding of morality. If not then my "approach" is abandoned for my own entertainment at the person's expense. In other words, I'll f*ck with you so I can get a cheap laugh.

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-WHAT IS THE BIGGEST PROBLEM YOU FACE?

All of the f*cking sleep I've lost from this competition. Thanks MTV, for giving me insomnia!

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-WHY DO YOU WANT TO BE ON THE REAL WORLD? WHY DO YOU THINK OTHERS WILL VOTE FOR YOU?

It's one experience few people can say they've accomplished. Out of the hundreds of thousands of applicants that have begged Bunim Murray Productions and MTV to cast them between 1992 and now, only 133 have made it so far.

Such an experience would serve as the catalyst which would transform acting from a side-hobby into my full-time, paying career.

Personally I think the MTV Generation has a very short attention span and needs immediate gratification. My videos, blogs and overall personality all provide that. But then again, each person has their own opinion of what is entertaining, and different doesn't translate into wrong, EVER. So every person you ask would likely have a different answer about why they did or didn't vote for me. Go ask them if you're so curious, you nosey bastard!

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-DO YOU DRINK ALCOHOL? HOW DO YOU GENERALLY BEHAVE WHEN INTOXICATED?

I'm not much of a drinker. All alcohol tastes like crap to me so when I used to drink every weekend, it was to get barf-on-my-date wasted!

These days I drink for special occasions, like whenever I see Paris Hilton in handcuffs. HOT!!

Otherwise I'm the guy with the camera, taking the pictures you'll end up wishing never existed and posting them on Myspace with funny captions.

I can't really describe myself when I'm drunk, except to say that I act just like the cast of Jackass. I humiliate myself for the ammusement of others and I do a f*cking great job. Ever seen a white boy freak dance with a bum? Want to?

Didn't think so. I'm much better sober. My liver doesn't get left filtering out the crap. I'm more skilled at driving and don't run over as many civilians. My erection lasts ten times longer and I remember who I'm putting it into. And I don't vomit on unsuspecting individuals in my territory.

-Nate

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