Theres Black and theres White...Then theres the Frazier! Right in the Middle :)

My immediate family consists of My Mother, Father, Step Father & Step Mother, 2 Brothers and 1 Sister...oh and 4 step siblings! Honestly...EVERY single person whose met my family (including my family alone) has said that we need our own Reality show! Screw the Brady Bunch! It's the "F'n Fraziers"! Naw but for real...my family is off the hook! If you spent one day with us...you'd see what exactly what I'm talking about! We love to hate each other! And thanks to both my Mom and Father with their cussin asses...my family's conversation usually has you most common cuss words somehow worked up in the convo! Throws hella people off! I've been thru a lot with my family! We've all come hella close to killing each other! Seriously! It's like we get off on doggin each other or fighting about NOTHING! But then it's PURE love! What the hell! It's like we're all Bi-polar! LOL
For the 100th time...I'm mixed with Italian and Black. My mom is Italian but gets confused with being Puerto Rican (It's her tan) and my Dad is Black (duh).

My Mother ~ My bestfriend! Way too emotional for my liking but what mother isn't! She's hilarious! But her jokes can be corny more than less (sorry mom). She can get down with the best of em too! Damn can she cook! She's beautiful! Got hella style! Knows exactly what to say at all the right times. Except she's got this crazy ass thing going on right now with trying to get me to date the strangest men! They're NOT my type Mother! Got damn! No but my mom has been thru Soooooo much and is the strongest woman I know!

Dad ~ Love him to Death! Him and my momma split some years back and MAN WAS IT UGLY! I thought my family was really bout to hit rock bottom! You talkin bout Family Feud! Yo...it was bananas! We weren't about to let them split that easy! Naw but for real...my father you DIDNT mess with! He knew how to have a good time but when it came down to it...you didn't cross that man! Yo I remember when I was younger and this boy grabbed my booty at school and my dad found out! I said a prayer for that boy! Yo my father was about to throw that kid over the football post I kid you not! Yeah, thats how my dad gets down dogg! Crazy as hell but the most loving fella out here! My father lives in Albany, NY right now with his wife (step momz) and my 2 step sisters.

Stepfather ~ He's who I see most of the time cuzz he's whose married to my momma! This guy has done sooooooo much for my family! But remember whenb I told you that the split up between my mom and dad was UGLY? Yeah...my stepdad is why! Look...the story on this is way too long for details but it was ugly yo! To this day I applaud my stepfather the most for sticking it out with us cuzz we put him thru HELL! I'm not proud of that either. My stepfather is a very smart man! He lets us learn things on our own but is ALWAYS there to help with anything. He loves my mother to death and thats all that matters in the end.

Brother (James) ~ My homie! He's 1 year younger than me and he and I were always trying to compete with everything! Report Cards...jokes...etc! He's the clown of the family! Can always turn a dull moment into the funniest! He's so damn nonchalant sometimes tho! That drives me up a wall. But he's so talented (well actually we ALL are!). He currently writes music, draws, all that! My brother doesn't show his emotions all like that but when he does...WHOA! Oh yeah, he can cook too!

Older Brother (Andre) ~ Andre Andre Andre! My brother has been thru it! But one thing he has always been is a supporter! This man will stand by you thru it all. But his life aint been the sweetest. Hell none of ours has been but if I had to choose out of us all...He been thru it! He writes music as well...he did live with us in Ohio for a while but couldnt take it out here so he's back in Rochester. Andre's a smart kid too but he doesn't always use his head. He's got in a lot of toruble cuzz of his stubborn ways! But I love him with everything. He will go to war over us!

Sister (Casey) ~ a straight up Bitch! LOL...no seriously! Yo I used to get sooooooo much slack for doggin Casey or hittin her when she was younger...all my friends would be like "Why you treatin her like that> She's sooooo cute"! What! All my life I've had to explain to people how cruel this little girl is! She's got a real nasty attitude and LOVES to fight! She will pop fly with ANYone! I dont care who you are! Do you know this little girl got hit by a car on her bike one summer...instead of letting the guy help her and possibly get paid cuzz he was in the wrong...her rude ass CUSSES the man OUT! Scared him away! Oh my lord...if she hasn't eaten...DONT I repeat...Dont mess with her! She will chew you a new asshole! lol...My sister is currently 8 months pregnant too. It's actually kind of made her nicer but we will see how long it lasts. Honestly though, my sister has a lot of heart. Shes soooooo tiny too. But she's a mini-me and I cant do anything except love her! She knows her Fashion! Girl got style too.

hmmmm....thats the fam in a nutshell! Well I did forget my babies...Samantha (my dog whom I will kill over)...Yayo (our stupid yorkie) and Champ (the cat!).

La Familia! As crazy as we are! We are loved by EVERYONE and only hated by each other :) LOL

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