PRIDE IS LIKE BEING IN A MY LITTLE PONY'S ASSHOLE!!!

Pride is so much fun. I mother fucking love lesbians. If only I had been born with a big angry beaver and didn't like cock, I'd have it made. Oh yeah, and if I were attracted to women. I would SO be a lipstick lesbian with bull dyke tendencies.

There are so many drugs, condoms, and lube just floating around. I got wasted within the first fifteen minutes of being there. I also took viagara, which sure as hell didn't work for me.

I woke up this morning, and I had fifteen missed calls on my phone from numbers I didn't recognize. Hell, the lesbos need to keep me on a tighter leash. I just hope I don't run into any of the people I made out with, damn.

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