philippines

First of congrats to all of you that made it. secondly guess what I will be on vacation in the Philippines muahaha. But it won't stop me for voting for you guys my laptop will be by my side lol.. well sometimes during the trip especially the 23 hour plane ride! So again I congrats all of you and good luck!!

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Rules i Created for women ...and Men should read

1. A woman should never admit that she masturbates even if she does.

2. If a girl messes with your best friend strike them with a beer can.

3. When there’s a girls night out one girlfriend should always have a camera with them to take pictures.

4. If you hear a bad rumor about your girlfriend make sure you tell her in a polite way. For example instead of saying… “Sarah I heard your pussy smells”… you say “ I have some douche at home have you ever used one?”

5. If you happen to find a nice guy that will treat you right, keep him don’t be a fucking dumbass and date another asshole that you dated in the past and cry about it like you always do.

6.Never act pissed off at a man 24/7 even if you are. Instead of calling five times a day ignore him because he’s already thinking “damn bitch is crazy”

7. Never ever lie about how many guys you’ve had sex with to your boyfriend because it will slip one day.

8. If your girlfriend is super drunk and is not able to function, make sure you are ready equipped with a camera to take pictures.

9. If your girlfriend gets dump by her boyfriend don’t harass him or threaten him on his facebook wall . Instead take the bitch to a bar, have some shots and find the best brajole in the room.

10. Never talk shit about your friend unless you tell her to her face first and if you do she will find out anyways because your other friends will tell her.

11. If your girlfriend is cheating on her boyfriend it is not your responsibility to tell her boyfriend unless in any circumstances she turns out to be a total backstabbing whore . In this case you can either call him and tell him yourself or you write it on everyone’s wall on facebook so it will show in the mini-feed.

12. If you ever see a girl who pretends to like sports when she knows nothing about it one thing you need to do is slap the bitch and join Paola’s group of “We can’t stand girls who act like they like sports”.

13. Take advantage of your PMS it’s the reason why we are a bitch in the first place.

14. NEVER sleep with your friend’s ex boyfriend and if you do plain in simple you’re fucked.

15. Don’t ever wear red lipstick unless you can pull it off .

16. It’s okay to drink beers you’ll be pregnant soon
anyways so why not gain the pounds.

17. You are obligated to like the notebook.

18. You don’t need to cook that’s why you find a man to do it for you and if you can't then damn girl you better be good in bed.

19. You are required to kick ass at beerpong .

20. If you don’t want to give your phone number to a guy, you don’t have to give them a wrong phone number. Be polite and just say no. The dude probably already failed that night anyways.

21. If you spot a man who happens to be wearing tighter pants than you, it is your duty to throw rocks at them.

22. Never date a guy in the “my new haircut” video.

23. Never make a sex video with a man. you don’t want your vajay vajay on you porn.

24. If a girl calls you a slut you can either A.) Punch the bitch in the face B. Walk away because their jealous or C.) Fuck their boyfriend

25. Women shit and we like to shit so deal with it.

26. Women should not wear heavy make- up unless they desperately need to.

27. Don’t ever give another woman a compliment unless you mean it. They probably already dislike you from the minute you walk in the party.

28. Never pay for a drink at a bar there is always a desperate man who is willing to buy it for you.

29. If you don’t owe anything from Juicy Couture or Tiffany’s you shouldn’t even be reading this.

30. Never admit you're wrong unless you think so.. which in that case you never are wrong.

31. Women should not tell a man they love them because it sounds cute. This is dangerous and if a man is ever to tell you he loves you, don't believe it until you test him.

32.Girlfriends should go to the bathroom together at all times.

33. Woman over 18 should not be obsess with the Jonas Brothers.

34. It is only attractive to have a picture posted of you on the toilet while you are drunk and not taking a shit.

35. Never fight over a guy that you and your best friend like, most likely he probably already fucked your best friend without you knowing about it.

36.One night stand are famous these days so if a guy calls you for more start charging.

37.Don't ever cry to your boyfriend about your relationship problems. It is unattractive and it will give them control.

38. Never date a guy who moans louder than you.

39.Never ever tell your boyfriend’s friends your relationship problems you will be automatically seen as a drama queen

40. Listening to Miley Cyrus' 7 things i hate about you will not heal your broken heart.

41. It is necessary for you to grab your girlfriends and sing when Katy Perry's "I kissed a girl" is on the radio.

42. Everyone loves what they can’t get, if you put out to that cute guy you’ve been dying to get to know, consider that shit done.

43. Never lie about being pregnant to your ex boyfriend's to get them back it will just add on to the stereotypes of girls being psycho.

44. Don't assume that you are with a guy just because you are sleeping with them, always have the thought of using them.

45. Don't listen to the whole date an older man bullshit assume that all men have the same mentality.

46. Don't listen to men when they say women can't drive it is not true. Only asians can't drive.

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