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new casting site? ooh la la!
Am I to assume now that all of us rejects are getting riled up again? I knew in the back of my mind that this couldn't entirely be over with. I have to think the people at BMP and MTV were overwhelmed by the turnout on this site.
Now we're presented with yet another opportunity. Road Rules? Another Fresh Meat? A new BMP show? Something not even BMP related? True Life: I'm an Online Casting Reject? So does it seem desperate to jump on this if and when my profile is transfered over..
For those of you who are messaging me wondering if I'm going out for the new casting, I'll let you know. I believe I even said in my interview that being successful to me is being known without having to compromise who I am or how I present myself. So I'm not gonna go for an opportunity that doesn't appeal to me. If it is casting for Road Rules, there is a 95% chance you won't see my profile gracing the site. Rachel Danna doesn't live in moving vehicles. LOL. The other 5% of me would debate profusely on if it would be entertaining for people to view me as a high-maintenance b!tch. If its for Fresh Meat or a challenge, I'll contemplate (just because I'd be getting kicked off with Tina for punching Beth). If its for a brand new reality show, that is pretty freakin sweet and - depending on what it is for - I'll probably go out for it. If its for something super rad like an MTV VJ, I will be all over that sh!t like white on rice. As of yesterday, I now have an apartment on the gorgeous East Side of Manhattan. =) It'd be easier for me to consider doing something in New York so I wouldn't have to drop a life I'm creating now for something else.
www.myspace.com/racheldanna ..doesn't take a 'jeanyus' to figure that one out.
Farewell, B!tches
Well, I'm a little shocked at the Top 10. I'm sure we are all. My votes are going straight to Kanik, Caesar, and AJay. Hands down.
This was a fun and draining experience. Tomorrow I've got some apartment hunting to do in Manhattan, so I am looking forward to that. I can keep my head in one spot now.
Now that MTV has my entire life history on file, I feel it necessary to remove my information from this site, lol.
I think it hurts me more to see the people that supported me let down than it actually hurts me for not being up there. I honestly mean that. I never expected to make it this far.
Its a good thing I didn't put all my eggs in one basket or I'd probably be crying right now (like post-American Idol, lol). Everything happens for a reason and this, for one reason or another, wasn't for me. I believe there is something bigger and better out there for me. Don't worry, b!tches. This is only the first time you'll see me.. not the last...
Realization
This morning a friend of mine - who I haven't known for long and could know more about me - said, "Rachel, you seem very genuine." To which I responded, "Thank you. I know I sometimes get caught up in the hype of things ..but its merely because I like excitement. My head is always in the right place, I swear. It just takes some time to learn that about me, I suppose." He agreed.
Two NEW last minute videos have been posted!
Figures I'm fashionably late.
Take some time out of your drunken madness this Fourth of July, and watch you some Rachel Danna.
Enjoy! =)
What I've learned my time here on RWC.com
If you read the novel below this blog, most commonly known as my round 3 blog, you know that I have always kept a journal (be it on paper or on hard drive). So you also read that I like to evaluate after a new experience. As this competition draws nearer to its end (tear, sniffle, tear) and we wonder what we are going to do with ourselves with our Post Traumatic Site Ending Disorder, I've decided to reap what I have learned from this competition.
Ahhem...
- If there is a correlation between how I handle online hate comments and offline hate, I'm pleased with my instinct to ignore.
- Jealousy can be masked behind many an emotion.
- Worrying over things we can't control is what drives us to insanity.
- Laws change during time of war (I don't expect every "intellect" on this site to decipher this allusion).
- You will be viewed how you want to be viewed. You have your own delete button on here. TV doesn't. Buckle up.
- Imitation is but the cheapest form of flattery.
- We will see in others what we hate to see in ourselves.
- If you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours. But eventually the itch goes away ..and vote for vote just doesn't work anymore.
- I'm the only person that can build myself up and break myself down; make me cry, and me smile; trust, betray, and deceive myself. At the end of the day you only have yourself.
- An input of time and energy shows dedication. But a life consumed of "what if's" shows obsession.
- People play dirty. And that's the Real World. What a paradox..
I can only hope that this isn't the end of the road. Hopefully its just the beginning...
This is the blog that never ends (Round 3, Part Dos)
> What is the biggest problem you face?
To avoid sounding cocky here, this is an issue I will delve into in my next video. I find myself to be a very self-aware person. I used to not understand why I had friends the way I did (be it sparingly or sometimes many), but as I've grown I've learned that a problem I face is that I am approachable but intimidating. People who know me say, "Everybody wants to be your friend, Rachel," but at the same time, I'll write you off if I find you to be naive, dramatic, uncultured, or any like the the aforementioned that would just make me not want to associate with you. To elaborate on this, I'll give you an example..
Think of your "group" of friends. I've never really been the type of girl who had a set clique. I tend to wander from group to group. Reason being is because there's always that one (or maybe more than one) girl or guy in the "group" that you just cannot stand. Sometimes you don't know why but this person makes your skin crawl. With your superior judgement of character and ability to trust your intuition, this person irks you for one reason or another. However, you're a part of a clique. So guess what? Wherever the rest of your friends are, this person must follow. I, for one, do not tolerate that. I will flat out tell my friends (and on occasion the person her/himself), "I do not like -Enter Name Here-." I've always been pretty infamous for doing this. I think this has rubbed people weirdly when it came to being "Rachel's friend." I'm the type of girl you either love or (love to) hate. Back to the exmaple.. the rest of the clique will not comprehend why (I do not like so and so), as they start to defend the person I'm not fond of. Three months go by, people come back from school, have a new significant other, etc,.. and now there are close friends of mine saying, "I don't know what it is. But I really don't like her/him." Where I am? Being a good friend, listening to them rant ..all the while behind my I-told-ya-so grin. This hit me the most when I went to college (all three of them, lol).
When I saw the question of the biggest problem I face, this IS the first thing that came to mind. It might seem small but it has followed me my entire life. As I grow up, and people gain perspective, I no longer feel alone in trusting my intuition. But as a high-schooler, let me tell you, sticking to your opinion is not a socially acceptable thing.
> Describe your childhood and home.
As explained in my "Ok But Really (Round 2)" video, my childhood kind of sucked, for lack of better working. I was diagnosed with clinical depression and bipolar disorder. I probably had more psychologists and psychiatrists than I did friends. Ha. I felt really alone and really misunderstood ..but I was raised in a cookie-cutter family. It was confusing. Medication, I feel, only worsened my behavior. I used to throw tantrums and it was rather terrifying (but not as bad as Brooke's rampage post Davis's double-chin comment). On a few occasions I was said to be suicidal. I like to say this a part of me that I've grown out of. You can't change a person.. but they can come into their own. The older I get, the more I've learned to cope.
> Describe a major issue or event that has affected your family.
Several years back, my uncle -- my dad's older brother -- committed suicide. I think, subconsciously, this aided to the end of the worst of my depression (almost as if I mentally talked myself out of it). I was never very close to this uncle (mainly because of location) but losing someone like this at young age is terrifying. It was the first time I saw my dad, my protector, cry. That is a scary feeling within itself. From that day forward, we've never said the word "kill" in the house. Anytime it was said, looks were shot. "Don't say that, Rachel. It's not funny." We never say "kill" in this household. And I don't really find dying jokes amusing.
Another thing that really affected my family was when my dad was promoted to a partner of his company. Life changed a lot. My sister and I were always lucky to be taken care but the definition of "taken care of" changed.
> Describe yourself as a competitor
Ten bucks says every effin answer to this question is gonna start with, "I'm really competitive." Which is why mine will, too. Haha. Look how far we are all; we are clearly a competitive bunch.
Before competition, I keep my mouth shut. I remain modest. It isn't until actual competition where I'll blow you away. Shocking people mentally (even in a physical competition) really gets the best of people. Getting in someone's mind, I feel, is smart in competition. This is something I can do. ;) As an actual competitor.. even if I am not the best at what I am doing, I remain confident as I can. Sometimes that self-boost really motivates. My whole life I've settled for nothing but this best. This is a Catch 22, though. I've gotten nothing but the best. Why is that? Because I don't stop till I GET the best. And what can we draw from this, boys and girls: I win! Haha.
> Why do you want to be on the Real World? Why do you think others will vote for you?
Dun dun dun! This is the money question here. No pressure, right? I'm going to approach this question in a different manner. I'm going to tell you why YOU want me to be on The Real World. The reason being because it drives me up a wall when people feel it necessary to describe themselves as a certain characteristic, yet don't show it. Talk the talk if you can walk the walk, baby. I'm not here to tell you I'm funny; I'm here to show you so, in turn, you can tell ME I'm funny. So for this question I'm gonna kill two birds with one stone and tell you why people HAVE been voting for me (based on what I've read in comments), because that is, too, why I think you'd vote for me. Reasons I have received include: You're hilarious, You're not the stereotypical blonde, Get on the show; it needs some substance, You are crazy, You tell the truth and that is awesome, You need your own show, You're one of the realest people I've seen on here, You seem like a blast to hang out with. To be honest, there is no greater feeling then these things being said to ME then me having to say them to people.
As for my personal reasons, I am always challenging myself and I thrive off of change. Please, I'm on my third college. I get bored easily and am always looking to "conquer" something new. Success is an amazing feeling. When conversation arises, I like to be the one to say, "Yea. I did that. What an experience." Another reason is because I've always said I want to write a book. Well, it's the 21st century, people. We'd rather watch someone's life than read about it.
There is something I really need to learn and I'm not too proud of it, hah. I need to learn the value of money.. really bad. I've never really been forced to work. But the few times I have, I've really gained more respect for myself. I think working gives you a better sense of self. If I had more motivation to do it, I think I'd be a lot more well-rounded.
Also, I take pride in the fact that I can look back on things I've done and evaluate my actions. I think this might be because when I was younger, doctors were always doing this to me. I've saved every journal and printed out every e-diary (bahah!) since I was in 3rd grade. Every now and then, I'll go back and read it. This helps me learn from the situation without the bias feelings I once had being in it (ie: reading something old and saying, "What the fck was I thinking?!") I think seeing myself on TV might help me learn just as much, if not more.
> Do you drink alcohol? If yes, how do you generally behave when intoxicated?
Am I allowed to answer this one, MTV? Should we make a code word for alcohol for us "underagers?" Well, yes, I drink alcohol. Socially. Before I go to a club, at a club, at a party, on a holiday, etc.
I believe the more years of experience you have with something, the better you are at handling it. So while earlier in this blog I said how I believe I handle weeding out real friends from fake friends well, here comes what Rachel still needs more time to learn from: drinking. I usually drink to get drunk (ahhh, hope I didn't lose points here). I know how to drink in moderation if, say, I'm drinking wine with dinner. But when I go out or to a party, I usually get messy. Like.. I once ended up on crutches for it. This is not something to be proud of, because I never reached a point like that since then.
I think the reason I will drink to absurdity is because I do not get hungover. Another reason is because I CANNOT stand people when they are drunk, I am sober. I went through a phase of my life where I swore it off. And, in turn, found myself going out less. I can have fun with people who are sober when I'm sober. But if you're a drunk lunatic and I am sober, I have no patience for you and will tell you are an idiot.
Anyway, let's focus more on how I am drunk, since that's what this question is really asking. Aside from the messiness, I wouldn't necessarily classify myself as a "horny" drunk. I don't do the one-night-stand thing and I really would like to stick to that. I like to keep it classy. I am touchy, though ..but that might be because I'm trying to hold myself up. I'm pretty flirtatious when drunk. I don't get insanely angry or insanely happy, either. I always smoke cigarettes when I drink (Parliament Lights are my cancer of choice).
Drinking does not act as gateway to drugs for me. That's not my thing. I wasn't going to touch on this because MTV didn't ask. I'm going to assume that's because they can't promote doing drugs, but I'm here to say I'm against it. And I'd really like to clear up all the "crackwhore" misconceptions I receive. (I'm not here to defend myself if you call me ugly, nappy-headed, stupid, fat, whatever) But I do not do cocaine. Just because I spend most of my year in Manhattan, I act a tad off-the-wall, and my hair is bleach blonde (like Anna Nicole or Courtney Love), does not mean I succumb to something that silly. As you've read in how I act when I'm drunk.. its not much different than how I am sober. So why do something stupid like drugs.
Do do do do do wah wah wah
Is this site, like, a ghost town now or what?
To quote a From First to Last song (because I honestly am a fan and was a little giddy from seeing Travis in Ricky's videos):
This place is a bloodbath and won't be taken alive
We stand alone under fictitious skies
You were always my enemy and carefully crafted demise
I think this really sums up the new overall attitude on this site. The tension is so thick Round 3 that you could cut it with a knife. People are at each other's throats. I find it a tad entertaining.
Do yo thang, boys & girls.
Conflicts 101 (Round 3, Part Uno) ..there are way too many numbers in this blog title.
Ahem. Dearest Rachel Danna: How do you handle conflicts? Do you feel your approach is effective?
If it is a conflict that gets me heated, I often do not think before I speak. However, I think I am getting better at this. I hope? I will say, though, that when I do think before my big mouth opens, I look at the entire situation. And I'd like to say this gives me a really good perspective on things. I always tend to look at the big picture but my mouth leads me to the "in the moment" theory.
Normally, I think I handle conflicts pretty well. I always make sure I say what I want to. To me that is success in a conflict. The conflict doesn't always have to have a fairytale ending. As long as I have stuck to how I feel, and was able to say how I feel, I am content. I think this is because I am a rather opinionated and outspoken person. A lot of conflicts in my past have resulted in friends saying to me, "Well how do you deal with that? Aren't you not happy with how things are now?" I have learned from this in the sense that, as I mentioned, as long as I have said what I wanted to, I am happy. I guess, for this, the outcome of my conflicts can really go either way. If you're happy with what I have to say, then awesome. If you're not, then we're probably not on the best of terms. Cest la vie!
So what's a conflict that gets me, quote unquote, heated? Well I normally tend to hold my own, feel confident enough in myself, remain the bigger person if the situation is petty, and keep my mouth shut. I'm not here to repeat drama I endured back in the 9th grade. HOWEVER (here comes the feul of the fire!) if my ego is bruised, Mr. or Mrs. Conflict Causer should probably know what they just got into.
When I argue, I always have to win. I always have to have the last word. I always make sure I do. This is not really a good thing, haha. But I always back up what I am saying, am very persistent, and can argue someone till they want to crawl into a hole. I have an extremely quick mouth and am very quick witted. For this, sometimes, I refuse to even start getting involved in something minute. I know if I do, I won't shut up until I've gotten the last word. And that's not always purty.
I want to be..
..the blondest, palest person The Real World has ever seen.
Worrying over things we can't control is what drives us to insanity.
Its taken everything within me not to post a blog about the juvenille behavior propelling this site's activity. But here I am. I have a change of heart every 10 mins so, chances are, this blog might be gone soon. In the garbage with the "I need to get laid" blog.
I think everyone should stop accusing people of cheating, stop starting fcken drama via a testimonial wall, stop creating fake accounts as a facade, stop.. fucken.. caring.
This is ridiculous. 7th grade called, they want their kids back. Sh!t is gonna unfold on this site one way or another and we are not going to be able to control it. Wasting your time and energy in false accusations, instigating fights, the "I don't care what you think" blogs.. is just showing that.. Hey! You do care! One might now say.. well, Rachel, you care because you're posting a blog about this. And yes, yes now I do. This is sucking in everyone, including the people I've created friendships with from this site.
This competition is getting down to the wire and people's ugly sides are beginning to show. But you don't have the last word. You don't know who you are messing with on this site, and you don't know what it being monitored, read, audited, what have you.
You can't control someone's votes, you can't control someone's hate comments, you can't control someone's place in this competition. You CAN control how you market yourself. You CAN control if you rise about this petty bullshit by avoiding it. You CAN control what kind of an audience you bring in on this site. You're auditioning for the fcken Real World ..because one person gets picked. Not because one person and the person they fight with are gonna get picked. Notice how this entire blog did mention a name, drop a hint towards anyone in particular, nor have I slammed anyone whose left me a hate comment.
So everybody shut the hell up and go about your own life because, at the end of the day, its the only one you have control over.
Make Your Lazy A$s Click "More" Next To Videos
I now have 8 videos. Um, yea. Watch, enjoy, make some popcorn, and comment.
What do you get when a Jew and a Protestant procreate? (family blog)
A spoiled, ostentatious, "diva, fashionista, glamourous, lush, funny" (like that use of your adjectives, MTV? lol) Rachel fxcken Danna.
Put away your tissues, they'll be no RSVPing to a pity party here.
I guess one can define my family as the cookie cutter suburban household. My mom, my dad, and my younger sister, and I have eaten dinner every night together for as long as I can remember up until I went away to college.
My dad grew up in Westchester, NY. His dad always made a lot of money but never really gave any of it to him (or his brothers). I am convinced that this is why my dad spoils the sh!t out of me and my sister now. My dad paid his way through college and has worked his tail off to achieve the status he now has. He is now partner of one of four biggest international accounting firms. He loves his job, almost too much. My mom, sister, and I tease him for being a workaholic; he is always in work mode and approaches everything in a business-type fashion. My dad has an extremely intense personality. We both have different viewpoints -- his a bit more conservative, mine more laid back -- but we approach situations the same. This causes us to butt heads. Regardless of debates or differences, I know my dad loves his family very much. He enjoys giving us what we want, and always makes it a point to have family vacations every year to bond in between our crazy schedules.
My mom grew up in NY, NY. Her parents weren't as well-off as my family is now. I think that is why my mom is practical and modest. With my dad's financial stability, my mom has never had to work. One can argue this, though; being a mom is a never-ending job! Despite this, my mom is always changing what she wants to do ..because she loves seeking fun in new ventures (especially ones that her kids get into). She used to lifeguard at the camp my sister and I attended for many, many years. When theatre became a big part of me and my sister's lives, my parents founded a non-profit theatre organization in my county. Recently my mom has taken such a liking to personal training and nutrition that we had a gym built in the house. She is a very hospitable woman who loves making people happy and hosting occasions.
My sister, Amanda, just turned 17. We have always been close. A 3 year age gap isn't very wide. We're always finding ways (without realizing) to make the newest funny face, or the most ridiculous voice. We make anything into a fun situation and goof around non-stop. One would say we have a lot of inexplicable inside jokes. We're hardly understood from the outside, for this. Amanda is sort of the studious, straight A, get-stuff-done type of girl. She's always been praised for her intellect and grades. She is a really hard worker.
I must mention my grandparents on my mom's side, the crazy Jewish ones who come bearing a year supply of food for a 48 hour stay. I am very close to them. I mean, come on, they know I have my tongue pierced! That would give most grandparents an aneurism, lol.
I feel blessed to have a family like this.
Where I Stand (in a badass pair of shoes)
(Like my latest video) Round 2 has given me an opportunity to get a little more personal. I'm going to explain where I stand on some things, and where my strong beliefs lie.
Vegetarianism - Assuming that no one here has read all of my blogs in their entirity (because "vote for vote" is taking over this site like wildfire), I have been a vegetarian now for half of my life. Ten years to be exact. At the age of 10, I stopped eating meat. It was a process that started from finding a vein in the turkey breast to realizing how gross meat is, and the harm done to animals. I don't talk about this much, but I'm compelled to mention it being that its a big part of who I am. Moreover, I have to say that I am not a person who has issues with people who do eat meat (my whole family does!). I'm not going to get all hippie on your a$s and tell you what you're doing is wrong. To each his own.
Regret - I absolutely do not believe in regret.. at all. Yes, I've gotten into some situations that cause me to look back and wonder, 'where was my head?' but regret seldom lurks in my mind. This might sound extremely cliche but.. I honestly believe in learning from the mistakes you make, taking it with you, and moving on. You can't change the past. Life isn't equipped with a backspace and delete button.
Cheating - This is something that I am 100% against and find extremely disgusting. My entire life I've been a very loyal person to those who I'm close to or involved with. I think this behavior is completely unacceptable and no excuse can negate it. "I was drunk.." is the oldest story in the book, and I have no tolerance for it. I have no sympathy for those who cheat.
Sexual orientation & Sexual behavior - I have no problem with people's orientation. I don't even have a problem seeing sexual behavior (be it heterosexual, homosexual, or bisexual). If you wanna do it, baby, do it. More power to ya. I think there's a fine line between being a sexual person and being a promiscuous person. If one knows where to draw it, that is truly amazing. I am a person who finds sexual expression to be a beautiful, intriguing thing. I think there is no power that someone can hold over another than the power of sex.
Relationships & Independence - Growing up I was never the girl that a had a new boyfriend every week. Part of that might have to do with the fact that I wasn't exactly a babe in my earlier days, lol, but that's a whole other story within itself. I've chosen not to be this girl. I've always been skeptical about the girl who jumped from boy to boy. No one is going to give you self-approval but yourself. Boys can kiss you as much as you want, they can buy you every gift.. but at the end of the day, you only have yourself. I think we've been lost in Hallmark's commercialized portrayal of "love." There's no stronger love than the love you can have for yourself.
Confidence - This is all a mindset. To quote the 21st century's hottest jailbird, Paris Hilton, "No matter what a woman looks like, if she's confident, she's sexy." I've always been known to have a rather eccentric, oscientacious appearance. I think fashion is a great way to express yourself. My style reflects my personality: confident, wild, and a bit showy. Friends often say to me, "Well, Rachel, only you can pull that off. I wish I could pull that off." My response? "If you think you can pull it of, you can pull it off." It's all a mentality. If you believe in yourself, others will, too.
Religion - I have a very difficult time with people who are, for lack of better wording, hardcore religious freaks. I've found that most people who, quote unquote, follow these beliefs, well, err, they don't. For example: don't say "god damn it" in front of me or tell me about your sexual escapades before marrage if you're a Jesus freak. You're now a hypocrit.
Friendships - I have an issue with the term "best friend," though at times it slips from my mouth. I think that this term is rather middle-school-esque. But maybe I have more faith in friendship than others do. I believe that a friendship is a friendship. Each is unique. But each should be just as strong. Referring to one as better than the other sort of boggles my mind.
Preaching - This is where you can push me off the edge. While I like to think I'm open-minded and accepting of new viewpoints, I can NOT.. I repeat.. can NOT, stand when someone preaches to me. I can't fathom what goes through one's mind when they try so damned hard to drill their views into my mind. When I believe in something, I believe in it strongly. Little to nothing is going to sway where I stand.
Astrology - As a skeptic of organized religion and "a god," astrology gives me something to believe in. It's not a scapegoat for a belief, though. I've looked some into the science behind astrology and it truly intrigues me. I'd like to look as far into this as I can. What's your sign?
Goals - How do you look 20 year old girl in the eye and pose the intimidating question: What do you want to do for the rest of your life? Hey, I don't know. I want to enjoy what I do and I want to be happy with what I do. I wear my heart on my sleeve, so I want others to know that I'm happy with what I do. As I start to make the scary transition out of my teenage years, I can't tell you what I want now.. because what I want changes everyday. When short term goals are set, though, they are met. I stop at nothing to achieve what I want. Success is the greatest feeling.
Self-awareness - This might come off as a tad arrogant, but I believe that I am very self-aware of who I am. Of course I still have some more growing up to do.. but I know that. Regardless of being a bit stubborn at times, I can admit my faults. As someone who overanalyzes a lot of life and looks for a deeper meaning, I find myself to come to terms with the the driving force behind my actions and thoughts. I think I'm lucky for this. Stop thinking about what other people are doing -- you have no control over their actions -- and start focusing on yourself. No one makes your choices but you. This site is a great example. Everyone is so lost in who is cheating or who his fake or who is boring or who is ugly, etc. This is something you should be in for yourself. Not for anyone else.
Round 1 allowed me to expose myself as the witty, fun-loving, and crazy Rachel. I feel now its appropriate to reveal more of who I am. I'm not asking you to agree. And I'm not asking you to believe everything I do. But I don't expect you to. Cause, after all, that is the Real World..
I Have Unofficially Been Deemed the "Fag Hag" Of realworldcasting.com [Shout Out To Caesar]
This is the one and only time I will use this "f" word, for I find it rather deragatory. However, this is my title. And I have accepted it, lol.
Last night I was talking to Caesar -- realworldcasting.com/Caesar, VOTE! -- and he was telling me how much gay people love me. For some reason this has followed me my whole life. I love it, though. But I don't know what it is. My hair? My singing? My flamboyant personality?
Regardless, I wish this site had an option for "Biggest Fag Hag" because I'd be all over that sh!t like white on rice.
Throw your hands up if you're gay and you love you some Rachel Danna, lol.
ROUND 2.
DING DING!!!!
Annndddddd in this corner we have Rachel Danna coming in at [you have to be kidding me if you think I'm gonna post my weight]...
I guess that concludes this blog's thought. Wait.. blogs have thoughts?
I thought it would be funny to relate this to some badass boxing match. For some reason that's what I feel like I'm apart of, lol. POW POW!
Keep voting Rachel Danna! ...for that just-brushed, clean feeling! =D
Delving Into the Patheticness That Is My LIfe
So this morning my smart landscapers were putting in a tree or some shit. My mom wakes up and goes, "We don't have TV or Internet. The landscapers broke a wire." How the fxck do you manage? Anyway.. no Internet meant no access to this for way too long than needed. I started having convulsions ..going through Real World Casting withdrawl. Ok, I'm kidding, but honestly.. I needed a fix. Feels good to be back, people.
CLOSE FXCKEN CALL.
They extended round 1 yet again. Buahah.
Oh jesus christmas.
See you in 19 and a half hours.
"We're sorry, but something went wrong. We've been notified about this issue and we'll take a look at it shortly."
If I see this again, MTV, I'm going to start beating b!tches up.
That is all.
Posted By My Roommate
REASONS WHY I LOVE RACHEL DANNA AND YOU SHOULD TOO:
She often screams profain phrases after sneezing
She can use the word fxck as a noun, verb, adverb, propper noun, subject, persons name, or any other type or tense you can think of
Her food of choice at 5am while drunk is salad........... often follwed by onion rings, french fries, donuts, or some other unhealthy snack I talk her into
When she is not swearing, Rachel is busy thinking of ways to make the conversation sexual
ME (4:47:30 AM): im writing about you
Rachel (4:51:11 AM): im tireddd
ME (4:50:46 AM): dont go to bed until i finish
Rachel (:51:56 AM): thats what HE said
^^case in point
She is amazingly hot!
She yells at strangers for walking too slow down 34th street
Shes always trying to make her boobs look smaller in Tshirts... I don't understand it but I do love her anyways
She once bought a Hello Kitty pencil for 9 dollars
I've witnessed her throw a tantrum about glitter
Telling her about your dream will result in a 1 hour conversation of your innermost problems and deepest thoughts..annd its usually right (scary!)
She will judge you by your astrological sign
If you do not like oral sex you will never hear the end of it..
There's a good 70% chance her nail polish has changed since yesterday
She thinks she sounds like Borat
If she is your friend, you will never be bored
annd I love her ;)
<3
oh and she always takes out the garbage.. me being her roomate an all ;)
The Ability To Lick Your Elbow Is Anatomically Incorrect
I must be an alien.
Don't worry. I come in peace.
Could You Pass The Popcorn?
I am currently working on a video similar to the "50 Seconds.." video in that it will be a big jumbled mess of sh!t. This vid, though, is gonna be more of an about me type of deal. It might take a couple of days for me to get it up (that's what she said) here so bare with me. But keep your eyes pealed, ladies and gents! I might also upload a video in between the anticipation of the next superly rad one! My video responses are what bring in my votes!
In the meantime, feel free to watch my other videos and read my blogs that require your lazy, technologically-dependent (are we not casting a show via the fxcken web here, people?) selves to click on the "view more" button. Enjoy!
White Trash Rachel Danna Style
Shall we discuss how the still-framed thumbnail view on my "50 Seconds of Sheer [Rachel] Madness" video makes me look I am missing 4 teeth, don't own a hair brush, and just did too many lines of cocaine? Am I the only one who noticed this? lol. Or do I just find it way too amusing? =P
-Insert Blog Here-
Doesn't the word "blog" sound kinda naughty? I dunno. I find any means to make an unsexy something sexual. In that case, you're a dumbass if you haven't picked up the innuendo of the "blog" title. There I go! I said the "b" word again. Doesn't it just make you want to giggle? -Insert giggle here- (fyi).
Anyway, I'm so compelled to write a new blog so that I appear on that glamourous "Recently Updated" coverpage to boost some viewership (and prospective votes) <- Yes, blondes do have a vocabulary. I'm baffled as to what to write about, though.
Why, you ask? (Let's hypothetically pretend you're asking). Good question! Wellll... I know it is much more apealiing to watch a video of useless babble than it is to read a "blog" (there's the word again.. teehee) of useless babble. So the more important useless babble -- if you will (and you probably will) -- that I choose to broadcast will be done so via videos, where 3 paragraphs that once appeared intimidatingly long are disguised as one minute of my mouth moving.
However, if you've read this, then you've surrendured -- if you will (AND YOU ALREADY HAVE AND WILL AGAIN) -- to Rachel Danna's useless babble.
Later b!tches. =)
*Side note: I know you all rather read about this bullshit than people's blogs (teehee) on politics, double standards of sex and relationship, and fxcken, like, global warming or some shit. =P
Best & worst traits.
I refuse to start this off with the cliche "I'm fun and outgoing..." blah blah blahdy fxcken blah.
Best traits:
I have a magnetic personality. I spoil the few that I'm close to. I'm an absolute life-of-the-party type of person. I'm very motivated when I see something I want; I stop at nothing til I succeed. I feel I deserve nothing but the best, so I make sure I get it. And I'm a perfectionist. I can make people laugh easily and that gives me the greatest feeling. I have a good perspective of life and the situations I endure. It brings me pleasure to bring people pleasure. I do not believe in regret; I believe in learning from mistakes. I'm an absolute extrovert with little shame of my actions. I'm a loyal person and believe trust (and communication) is the key to any healthy friendship or relationship. I've been told I'm "the girl that everybody wants to be friends with." I'm very outspoken and stand my ground when it comes to my beliefs. However, I'm also open-minded and love being exposed to new things. I'm spontaneous and absolutely love change. I perform best under pressure and am extremely street savvy. I carry myself well. I go with my gut instincts and follow my intuiton; I could have someone figured out after our first conversation. I tend to turn heads everywhere I go and I'm honestly not quite sure why. You tell me... ;)
Worst traits:
I am blunt, often not thinking before I speak. I wear my heart on my sleeve and if you don't take the hint of my emotion, I might take it out on you. I talk back to people way too often. I'm loud and obnoxious. I keep my guard up in fear of getting hurt; this especially applies to situations similar to hurtful ones in my past. I'm spoiled and have never had to work. I like having stuff done for me. I get jealous way too easily, thus I can become overbearing. I get bored easily which usually results in me finding a new "best friend" every week. I'm not the best listener probably because I'm a tad scatter-brained. I'm a bit narcisistic with a diva attitude. I'm told I have an intimidating personality. When I fall for someone, I fall hard. I have little tolerance for people who are naive and don't understand things I do. I am such an attention whore that when I don't have the limelight, I honestly don't know what to do with myself. I'm materialistic. I won't stop arguing until I win and have the last word.
I'm one classy b!tch (aka something to wet your appetite before my mandatory "trait" blog).
I seldom wear matching socks.
I'm a huge picture and video wh0re.
Possibly because I'm obsessed with myself.
I always have a candle burning.
I pretend I know the lyrics to songs
But I don't.
Unless they're commercial jingles.
I still have a "blanket."
I'm a vegetarian of 10 years.
But I'm not some hardcore animal activist freak.
I'll probably ask you your sign upon meeting you.
But I'm not hitting on you. Necessarily.
I'm convinced I'm going to be famous one day.
Sometimes I forgot I'm not already.
And I'd like to write a book.
But fame will preceed the book.
I always have sex hair.
And I love it.
I've attended three colleges.
I love being stared at.
I take about 10 vitamins a day.
But I don't believe in pills.
My mind is usually in the gutter.
I own two phones.
And am technologically-dependent.
I have a hard time keeping people in my life.
But part of me just gets sick of people quickly.
I have an oral fixation hence the tongue ring.
I dance in dressing rooms everytime I try something on.
I'm OCD about the weirdest things.
But I'm the biggest mess ever.
I always talk back to b!tches and authoritative figures.
The littlest things bother the shit out of me.
Take, example, the pictures on this site not fitting correctly when uploaded.
I'm a label wh0re.
But love vintage, thrifty pieces.
I think chick peas should have their own food group.
I'm smarter than I appear.
People smart. Not book smart.
I have a weird yet unintentional fascination with porn stars.
I'm highly aware that I make "weird" faces in pictures.
So please stop telling me I do.
There's a 75% chance I'm not wearing a bra.
I like being pale.
I enjoy spending money I do and or do not have.
I read magazines from back to front.
I can sing better than you.
And I don't believe in modesty where it is not needed.
I like instant gratification.
And I'm not used to not getting my way.
I have the mouth of a truck driver.
I'm always told I look like Anna Nicole Smith.
Or Kelly Clarkson.
Or Courtney Love.
Or Reese Witherspoon.
I enjoy making "ugly" clothing work.
I can't fall asleep with my feet under the covers.
I'm high maintenance.
But that's because I'm high quality.
I appear on New York club/party promotion websites.
Because that's just how I roll.
I overanalyze everything.
I'm a walking contradiction.
I have low expectations of the human race.
Buahahaha.
I'm obnoxious.
But you'll get used to it.
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